I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
eyebrows are really important
I was in line at target today just trying to buy some ice cream and this baby was screaming its fucking soul out. Anyways, the mom turned around and looked me straight in the eyes with the most monotone voice and said “birth control…. Use birth control…”
“Got Laid Parade”
“Stride of Pride”
“Took Off My Pants Dance”
“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”